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  • joentokyo (215 posts)
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    Eighty Year Old Couple See A Sex Therapist

    A couple both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

    The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?

    The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sex?’

    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees for them to go right ahead.

    When the couple finish, the doctor says,

    ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.

    He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.

    The next week, however, the couple return and ask the sex therapist to watch again.

    The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row.

    The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,

    ‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask….. Just what are you trying to find out?’

    The old man says,

    ‘We’re not trying to find out anything.

    She’s married and we can’t go to her house.

    I’m married and we can’t go to my house.

    TraveLodge charge $93.

    The Hilton charges $139.

    We do it here for $50,

    ……..and I get $43 back from Medicare.’

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    “Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”~ Mark Twain

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  • HIP56948 (1600 posts)
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    1. OK, we're going to have to come and get you for that one.

  • oldandhappy (2836 posts)
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    2. oh oh oh giggle