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    Olympic Condoms – NSFW

    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

    Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

    “Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”

    “There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

    “What color are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.

    “Gold of course”, says the man proudly.

    The wife responds wryly, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”

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