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One day a farmer goes to town . . .

  • ConcernedCanuk (804 posts)
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    One day a farmer goes to town . . .

    One day a farmer goes to town, and in the hardware store he runs into a tractor sales man.

    They start to talk and the farmer asks how business is with tractor sales.

    “Terrible!” says the salesman, “I haven’t sold a tractor in six months, how’s farming?”

    “Well, not so good.

    Last week I went out to milk my old cow.

    She kicked me with her left leg. So I tied that leg to the side of the stall.

    Then, she kicked me with her right leg, so I tied that to the right side of the stall.

    I started milking again when she swatted me with her tail, so I tied that to the ceiling.

    About that time my wife walked in, and if you can convince her I was just trying to milk that cow,

    I’ll buy a tractor from you!”

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    Why is it when we get older, we can remember the tiniest details from our youth, but not where we put our reading glasses 30 seconds ago?

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