A Humor Group

Home A Humor Group

warning: cat toons (more can't help myself)

  • tiamat (671 posts)
    Profile photo of tiamat Donor

    warning: cat toons (more can't help myself)

    Haikugal, The Crone, twenty and 11 othersbeemerphill, NV Wino, Hari, 7wo7rees, sonofspy777, jwirr, em77, KauaiK, Pacco Fransisco, LiberalElite, northernsouthern like this

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.

▼ Hide Reply Index
6 replies
  • 1 month ago #1
  • 1 month ago #2
  • 1 month ago #3
  • 1 month ago #4
    • em77 (2507 posts)
      Profile photo of em77 Donor

      1. My couch is.

    • tiamat (671 posts)
      Profile photo of tiamat Donor

      2. 'nother cat toon

      • tiamat (671 posts)
        Profile photo of tiamat Donor

        5. moor

    • tiamat (671 posts)
      Profile photo of tiamat Donor

      3. Friday's offering

    • tiamat (671 posts)
      Profile photo of tiamat Donor

      4. Sunday the 12th

    • tiamat (671 posts)
      Profile photo of tiamat Donor

      6. A cat dies and goes to Heaven.

      He meets Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates who greets him. “Welcome to Heaven. You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.”

      The cat answered, ”Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.”
      Saint Peter says, “Say no more.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

      A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice said, ‘All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.

      Saint Peter says, “Say no more.” Instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

      About a week later, Saint Peter decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. Saint Peter gently wakes him and asks, ‘How are you ? Are you happy here?’

      The cat yawns and stretches ‘Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are best.