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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

  • Ichingcarpenter (3049 posts)
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    Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

    Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer.”

    Wife texts back 10 minutes later: “Computer really messed up now.”

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  • HawkeyeX (630 posts)
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    1. Love it!

    Even though I was expecting a dumb blonde with a write-out joke (or something similar) Glad to see I was not disappointed.

  • LiberalElite (3548 posts)
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    2. I figured there was a

    computer in this story somewhere…

    I feel much better since I've given up hope
  • maryputney (1 posts)
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    This is really very nice..

  • OrwellwasRight (66 posts)
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    4. Thumbs up!


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