Site will be down for maintenance

JPR will be down tomorrow (Sunday) from 9:00 AM to roughly 10:00 AM Eastern so PNAC can retrain some of our hamsters. Sorry for the inconvenience, but America will be a safer place for it.

Server Slow

Hamsters are beginning to perk up a bit... hopefully site's a little faster now. But not Activity; that hamster needs a triple espresso, we're working on that now!

Update made

We continue to update our technology and training thanks to our huge grant from PNAC. If anything changes for the worse (other than our world view), PLEASE report it in the Help & Q&A forum, thanks!


They've declared war on the 99%. They've got the guns, we've got the numbers. Gonna win! Yeah, we're taking over.

Sorry for the outage

Sorry for the outage... the Man-Child President should warn us a day in advance before doing something even crazier than usual, so we can add hamsters to handle the traffic spike.


Putin has been thwarted. Weird update error early. All fixed. Sorry for bizarreness a few minutes ago

Bernie Sanders Town Hall

Bernie Sanders Town Hall tonight @ 9:00 EST. Livestream on CNN, and at

Thanks for your feedback!

Thanks to everyone who gave us feedback on JPR's performance ( It makes us feel a little more secure, although there are still some problems to fix!

Please let us know how JPR is working (or not) from your computer:

Please let us know how JPR is working (or not) from your computer:

Naughty bot

Sorry for the recent slowness... turns out that a bot had been reloading the same page, 60,000+ times today. Bad bot! Now a blocked bot, I think.