Warning Comrades!

Warning Comrades! JPR has been outed as Russian propaganda: https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/did-you-know-that-jpr-is-fake-news/

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

Read this, important: https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/ch-ch-ch-ch-changes/

System going down for an hour

We're bringing the system down for an hour or so, starting at 8:45 AM Eastern, to do some maintenance. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Activity stream problem

Activity tracking has stopped working properly for unknown reasons. I'll be taking the site down for a 15 minutes at 9 AM Pacific to do a check, then will be troubleshooting tonight. No estimate on when it'll be fixed, hopefully soon!

Sorry we’re slow

Sorry for the slows... I'm trying out some new caffeinated hamster feed, keep your fingers' crossed...

#%*^ You!

Please be nice to each other on JPR. We may get some visitors that we know from the old days. Use facts, not #%*^s. We'll boot 'em if they suck.

DU’s been hacked

Site Voldemort has been hacked, user data may have been swiped... for more info, see Matariki's Daily Radical post.

Well.

Well. Here we are.

Sorry guys

PLEASE CLICK LESS STUFF. Sorry guys. Site swamped. Very slow. More than 7,000 unique visitors today. Frank talk about hamsters coming soon. At least Putin is a man of his word, he didn't take us down.

Slow down!

Hey! Our site is overloaded with real people, PLEASE try to click stuff a little less often. And we're getting attacked by bots, but they seem to be getting stopped. Yes, some site run by three white guys is down, and it's Hillarious. DON'T POST ABOUT IT HERE, we'll delete it, it's against our standards and we don't need more traffic, honest!