What Bernie really needs is some of those $600 haircuts that Hillarious gets!
Now there is a woman for the people! Oh, um, you didn’t think Hillary considers you “people”, right? Because she does not. Member of a political identity group, at best. “You people” is the most you are ever gonna get. 
America is not a country, it's just a business. (Brad Pitt, Killing Them Softly)
"Sometimes when I try to understand a person's motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What's the worst reason they could possibly have for saying what they say and doing what they do? Then I ask myself, 'How well does that reason explain what they say and what they do?'" GRRM
A YouTube comment – we need new conspiracy theories – the old ones have all come true.