“Bernie at the Inauguration” Cork Massage Ball (Limited Edition)

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      Yes, we did. You’ve seen the meme. Now, we’ve got the self-massage balls. We’ve taken our eco-friendly, take-anywhere solution for sore muscles and tension, and made it 1,000,000x better with 2021’s inaugural 🇺🇸 photo sensation.

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      💚 25% of proceeds will be donated to the conservation and environmental protection of America’s Public Lands through our pledge to the #GiveaShit campaign.

      We hired professional sharks with ultra high-intensity laser beams attached to their heads to bring you this awesome graphical massage ball. Each graphic has been precision cut by a skillful shark to bring you the best and most decorative laser-engraved cork massage ball on the planet.

      Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! And put it down this minute--you don't know where it's been! Tom Robbins in Another Roadside Attraction

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