Best Jabberwocky parody ever

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      ‘Twas busted, and the slurpy works
      Did grind and grumble in the box
      All wonky were the front controls
      And the foam wraiths ate socks.

      Beware the AC shock my son
      The wire that sparks, the light that pops
      Beware the drive belt’s edge and shun
      The fuming junction box

      He took his screwdriver in his hand
      Long time the gremlin foe he sought
      And so he stopped by the kitchen stove
      And stood awhile in thought.

      And as in complex thought he stood
      The gremlin with its fuse aflame
      Came swirling from the grinding box
      And smoldered as it came.

      One two! One two! With brown and blue
      His wirecutters went snicker-snack
      He stopped it dead with tin and lead
      And went perspiring back.

      And hast thou slain the gremlin, son?
      O dirty shirt and sockery!
      ‘Tis washing day, calloo callay
      They chortled in their jollity

      ‘Twas mended, and the slurpy works
      Did swirl and twizzle in the box.
      Responsive were the front controls
      And the foam wraiths cleaned socks.

      Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! And put it down this minute--you don't know where it's been! Tom Robbins in Another Roadside Attraction

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      a transcript of a Biden speech.

      Corporate America consists of totalitarian entities laser-focused on short-term greed.

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