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    • #450933
      salemcourt
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      As the dire threat of Havana Syndrome gains increasingly widespread acknowledgement, the US government employees who’ve been finding themselves targeted by these attacks are desperate for a way to protect themselves from this electromagnetic menace.

      Luckily, scientists at the Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Agency have devised an innovative new solution to this peril which anyone who feels they may be in danger of Kremlin microwave beams can implement using a common and inexpensive household product.

      Here is a step-by-step breakdown of the simple prophylactic measure that experts are recommending for US diplomats, CIA operatives, government officials, wealthy media pundits, and anyone else who fears they may fall victim to GRU ray gun attacks:

      First, you will need a roll of standard aluminum foil.

      Second, lay out an arm span’s length of the foil. Don’t be stingy; your neurological wellbeing may depend on it.

      Next, fold it in half. Doubling the layers adds extra protection from Kremlin radiation blasters.

      Gather the foil around your head, careful to leave no vulnerable part of the cranium exposed.

      Now pack down the foil over your skull. Be thorough now; you don’t want to let Russian brain phasers turn you into an idiot.

       

      Manually adding two antennae helps your foil helmet deflect pulsed microwaves.

      And there you have it. Not today, Ivan! You’ll have to try your dastardly Kremlin mind tricks on somebody less clever.

      Experts highly recommend all western government officials make use of a Havana Syndrome deflector helmet for the foreseeable future, as well as all intelligence operatives, all major media figures, and anyone who just generally feels as though Russians pose a major threat to their way of life. It should be worn 24 hours a day, even when sleeping and bathing, because those lapses in cranial security are precisely when they’ll get you.

      Scientists are now reportedly seeing promising research which suggests that Havana Syndrome rays can also be deflected by a rainbow-colored wig supplemented by white face makeup and a red ball on the nose.

      So it turns out we here in the free world are a step or two ahead of the Kremlin. Nice try, Mister Putin. You’ve got to wake up pretty early in the morning to make fools out of us.

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      Jan Boehmerman
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    • #450947
      Scott Crowder
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      …….

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      Crickets.

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    • #450975
      PADemD
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      Why are they assuming that the cause is microwaves?  The injury could come from sound frequency.  The frequency 7 machine turned the internal organs of the technician who turned the machine on into mush.  The second trial broke windows in a wide area.

      • #450977
        Utopian Leftist
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        I didn’t know that.

        This whole thing reminds me of the Kate Bush song from her Greatest Hits: Experiment IV.

        We were working secretly for the military . . .
        And they told us all they wanted was a sound that could kill someone
        From a distance, so we go ahead, and the reverb is over in the red,
        It’s a mistake in the making . . ..

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          PADemD
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          The Allies of World War I first used infrasound to locate artillery.[1] One of the pioneers in infrasonic research was French scientist Vladimir Gavreau.[2]His interest in infrasonic waves first came about in his laboratory during the 1960s, when he and his laboratory assistants experienced shaking laboratory equipment and pain in the eardrums, but his microphones did not detect audible sound. He concluded it was infrasound caused by a large fan and duct system, and soon got to work preparing tests in the laboratories. One of his experiments was an infrasonic whistle, an oversized organ pipe.[3][4][5]

           

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasound

          • #451202
            Utopian Leftist
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            Very interesting, thank you.

            “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” ~ Krishnamurti
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    • #450983
      Two way street
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      Some research may be necessary to find the grade of aluminum needed. And it can be bonded to other materials for strength.

      Physics texts should help in providing information on the electron volt strength and how much shielding would be necessary to stop the penetration.

      Scroll down in link below.

      Electromagnetic Spectrum – Definition, Characteristics, Range, Diagram (byjus.com)

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      • #451005
        Babel 17
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        It was developed to be a stand alone episode, so not as hard for those new to the show to follow. Highly recommended episode if you like SF, and shows like the X-Files. It’s name is “White Tulip”.

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        • #452712
          Two way street
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          @Babel17

          A Theory:  Time travel might be achieved through a Faraday Cage so that all the particles can be aligned thorough a fiber optics system ribbon directed by voltage and electromagnetic vibration.  Ah, Tesla.  Your atoms pass through time and particles of space just like through 10 thickness of foil.  A universe of Hydrogen foil might be a lot easier that one of Gold like in Bohr’s experiment of the direction of moving electrons.

          (Sorry to get back with you so late.  My A Fib is causing problems.  Soon as possible, I will likely get a pacemaker.)

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    • #451004
      Babel 17
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      That idea belongs to Philip K. Dick, and his heirs have been said to be quite litigious when provoked. lol

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valis_%28novel%29#Synopsis

      In March, 1974, Horselover Fat (the alter-personality of Philip K. Dick) experiences visions of a pink beam of light that he calls Zebra and interprets as a theophany exposing hidden facts about the reality of our universe, and a group of others join him in researching these matters. One of their theories is that there is some kind of alien space probe in orbit around Earth, and that it is aiding them in their quest; it also aided the United States in disclosing the Watergate scandal and the resignation of Richard Nixon in August, 1974.

      More fair warning, Dick honestly believed that happened to him, and if you really listen to his story, you too might be seeing the universe in a different way. 😉

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