Conservative evangelical pastor suggests to his followers that God will help multiply their toilet rolls amid the coronavirus pandemic.

So there should be a shocking increase in diphallia  in the region.

From the ever informative Wikipedia:

Diphallia, penile duplication (PD), diphallic terata, or diphallasparatus, is an extremely rare developmental abnormality in which a male is born with <b>two</b> <b>penises</b>.

“this should be a time of supernatural sustenance, where what you have in your hand will multiply.”

Nope. Not gonna go there. This is a mature educated crowd, and I ain’t gonna do it….

When a whole 18 wheeler full of TP went up in flames in Texas.

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I wonder if Rodney is going to celebrate the roll that was only supposed to last one day, but actually lasted eight with a December holiday where you light the rolls on fire and say a blessing?

Since they all insist on packing themselves close together in church, many of them will get the virus and die. There will be plenty of TP to go around. Assuming the survivors don’t horde. Oops.Hoard. A horde of hoarders.

Hopefully, the sacred sheets will all be embossed with a portrait of Trump.

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