Democrats in a nutshell

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    • #321693
      retired liberal
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      We are an arrogant species, believing our fantasy based "facts" are better than the other person's fake facts.

      If you are wrong, it will be because you are not cynical enough.

      Both major political parties are special interest groups enabling each other for power and money, at the expense of the people they no longer properly serve…

    • #321722
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      If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit WC Fields

    • #321731
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      Here’s a thought:

      Perhaps the citizenry can start a populist fad, (a movement maybe?), of throwing shelled nuts at deserving dems until they get the idea that the natives are getting more than restless.

      If these dems don’t get the hint, leave the nuts in their shells before throwing them…that’ll get their attention!

      BTW in regards to throwing stuff to make a politic statement: nuts are cheaper than shoes and this is America where nobody really wants to see your old nuts at the Good-Will anyway.

      At best the citizenry will convince the dems to “see the lights”, at worst the citizenry will feel good about throwin’ stuff less lethal than molitov cocktails at their supposed representatives!

      Also, my nut idea is good for the economy…(ok so if you are the local nut-monger your sales will skyrocket allowing you the financial freedom to leave the wife at home while you go to that “all-important-once-in-a-lifetime” International Nut Convention in Tahiti.)

      For the rest of us, (well us insiders to my nutty notion at any rate), now would be a great time to invest in nuts! As long as the FBI doesn’t get too suspicious, our investments could bring in great dividends which could allow us to join our chums the nut mongers at that International Nut Convention.*

      Speaking of Tahiti and FWIW, there are coconut palm trees in Tahiti…

      ….coconuts are just big nuts!

      Yeah, I know!!! The notion of chucking coconuts at the more stubborn dems warms my heart too! 😊


      *(Ok, in order to avoid complications at home, maybe it would be best to tell the wife that the International Nut Convention is scheduled to take place on some “economically deprived tiny island in the South Pacific”…you know, leave out the specifics like which island or it’s grass skirted drink servers.)

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      Stinky tofu



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