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    Hobbit709
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    Unlucky Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids, But They Were Laxatives

    Unlucky Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids, But They Were Laxatives

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    NV Wino
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    The bottle, which was labeled hydrocodone-acetaminophen, actually contained ‘Equate Gentle Laxatives’ from Walmart that are meant for “gentle dependable overnight relief.” No the type of relief he necessarily wanted, but surely enough, a relief. I really have to give him this one because this is definitely a shitty situation to be in.

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    Deadpool
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    My solution to the Florida Man problem…

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