Floriduh Man strikes again.

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      Hobbit709
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      Unlucky Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids, But They Were Laxatives

      Unlucky Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids, But They Were Laxatives

      I don't waste my time teaching pigs to sing.

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      NV Wino
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      The bottle, which was labeled hydrocodone-acetaminophen, actually contained ‘Equate Gentle Laxatives’ from Walmart that are meant for “gentle dependable overnight relief.” No the type of relief he necessarily wanted, but surely enough, a relief. I really have to give him this one because this is definitely a shitty situation to be in.

      “As we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore.” Barbara Lee
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      Deadpool
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      My solution to the Florida Man problem…

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