Gator aid: Florida couple call for help after can-do alligator drinks Diet Cokes

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      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/02/florida-alligator-drinks-diet-coke

      A gregarious Florida alligator seemingly could not wait for a family’s birthday party to begin, so it slipped into a garage where supplies were being stored and chugged down a slab of Diet Coke.

      he uninvited guest surprised Naples homeowners Karyn and Jamie Dobson when they opened the connecting door from their house after hearing a crash, WINK News reported.

      “I open the door about a quarter way, peek my head in, and there’s the alligator,” Jamie Dobson said. He said the 8ft crocodilian was backing away, with froth from the cans all over the floor.

      The couple had purchased several slabs of sodas for Karyn Dobson’s party a few days later. “There was Diet Coke spewing everywhere because the gator tore open the box [and] had a few cans, probably thought it was beer maybe,” she said.

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