Honestly, I can’t get a pie to last more than 2 days between MrMickey’sDad and I, but carrot cake? Oh, I undercooked that puppy, so I cut the center out of the thing and microwaved that undercooked shit.
It was not springy, but awfully good carrot cake. Maybe I should figure out how to make carrot cake pie.
Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! And put it down this minute--you don't know where it's been! Tom Robbins in Another Roadside Attraction