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German police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a wooden sculpture of a penis that has entertained hikers in the Bavarian Alps for years.
The artwork is thought to have vanished from the slopes of the Gruenten mountain last week, leaving only a stump and some shavings of wood.
‘We have opened an investigation into the disappearance of the piece,’ Bavarian police spokesman Holger Stabik said on Tuesday.
Someone must have sawn it off during the night,’ a local woman told the local Allgaeuer Zeitung newspaper.
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