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  • Segami (6241 posts)
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    Heh-Heh! Palestinians Recognize Texas as PART of Mexico

     

    Palestinians Recognize Texas as PART of Mexico

    :lol:

     

    JERUSALEM – In response to US President Donald Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as the Israeli capital, the Palestinian National Authority has announced that it will recognize Texas as a state of Mexico since it was violently annexed by the United States in the 1840s.

     

    “The territory north and east of the Rio Grande is very important to the Mexican people,” explained a PNA spokesperson. “Before American settlers showed up and implemented slavery, Mexico oversaw this land. Then, President Polk sent his armies to invade the rest of these Mexican territories, and force the country to give up California, New Mexico, most of Arizona, Nevada, and Utah, and parts of Wyoming and Colorado. We may soon recognize these states as part of Mexico too.”

     

    Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas says that this is a new approach to Mexican-US relations, and hopes it will help ease the tension between the two countries over security and immigration.

     

    “We understand that the Mexican state of Texas is a sacred place for many large-buckled Americans, but they can rest assured that a two-state solution or a wall was not feasible,” explained Abbas.

    “Besides, most people in Texas speak Spanish.”

     

    The Palestinian consulate in Mexico City will soon be moved to Houston to formally recognize the seized territory as part of Mexico.

     

    cont’

    https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/12/palestinians-recognize-texas-part-mexico/

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  • ThouArtThat (6341 posts)
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    1. Chuckles That

    Many Texas fundies have wanted to succeed from the US.

    Now is there chance.

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  • broiles (947 posts)
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    2. Bravo! and I live in Texas, I mean Mexico..

    Better work on my Spanish.

    • retired liberal (2043 posts)
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      3. You won't have Trump as your President either.

      Or the Republican/DINO Congress. What more could you want?

      No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. Lily Tomlin
      • broiles (947 posts)
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        4. Point there.

  • Entrepreneur (2412 posts)
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    5. Makes perfect sense. More sense than Trump.

    “The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness" - J.K. Galbraith
  • Marym625 (28844 posts)
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    6. Love this!

    Take Action #StopFCC https://www.battleforthenet.com/breaktheinternet/ "Once the decision was made to go into Iraq as an invader and occupier,  it’s like our nation lost its conscience. And it has not yet gotten that conscience back." Madfloridian  
  • ozoneman (624 posts)
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    7. That has always been my position.

    As well as southern California.

    Good analogy!

  • Abelenkpe (597 posts)
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    8. LOL 😂 Nt

  • Fuddnik (819 posts)
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    9. That's been my position for many years

    The Universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
  • BillZBubb (3000 posts)
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    10. Rec'd to the max!!!!!

    DemExit! Don't give the Democrats a dime. Don't identify as a Democrat. Drop Democratic identification below 20%. Only then will they support true progressive policy. Until then, corporate money rules.
  • Gryneos (2171 posts)
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    11. I'm fine with that.

    Mexico is the better country for us anyway. And Texas will become even more beautiful when all of the xenophobes move north. Dallas might actually become livable again :-D

    "That's Jeff Vader, that is."__"I am not Jeff Vader, I am Darth Vader."__"What, Jeff Vader runs the Deathstar?"__"No, Jeff… No, I run the Deathstar."__"You Jeff Vader?"__"No, I'm Darth Vader!"__"Are you his brother? Can you get his autograph?"__"I can't get it… No, I'm… All right, I'm Jeff Vader! I'm Jeff Vader!"__"Can I have your autograph?"__"No, fuck off, or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arabiata or you shall die. And you, and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!" Eddie Izzard, Circle
  • Stockholmer (3691 posts)
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    12. you do realise this is satire, right?

    • Gryneos (2171 posts)
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      13. Yes, I think we all realize that.

      Though I would suggest that they also write up versions for the American Nations carving up the continent and parceling it out to the rightful native residents. Let them run things for a few centuries and see how it pans out :hi:

      "That's Jeff Vader, that is."__"I am not Jeff Vader, I am Darth Vader."__"What, Jeff Vader runs the Deathstar?"__"No, Jeff… No, I run the Deathstar."__"You Jeff Vader?"__"No, I'm Darth Vader!"__"Are you his brother? Can you get his autograph?"__"I can't get it… No, I'm… All right, I'm Jeff Vader! I'm Jeff Vader!"__"Can I have your autograph?"__"No, fuck off, or I'll kill you with a tray! Give me penne a la arabiata or you shall die. And you, and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!" Eddie Izzard, Circle
    • Segami (6241 posts)
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      14. Aaah….Yes…..lol

      :lol:

  • Enthusiast (11583 posts)
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    15. Well played, Palestinians!

    "I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country." Thomas Jefferson