Here’s a nightmare for you – mink cemetary!

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      elias39
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      https://nypost.com/2020/11/25/zombie-minks-rise-from-grave-in-denmark-after-slaughter/

      ‘Zombie’ minks rise from Denmark’s mass graves after COVID-19 slaughter’

      There’s something behind the old adage about ‘6 feet under’

      Thousands of the animals were slaughtered and dumped in a makeshift mass tomb near the town of Holstebro after they were found to be carrying a mutated COVID-19 strain earlier this month, according to Agence France-Presse.

      But, in the rush to dispose of them, the furry critter corpses were buried just 3 feet deep — and were pushed to the surface by gases released during the decomposition process, the outlet reported.’

      Snap!

    • #381253
      Jan Boehmerman
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      At least the little guys got a bit of revenge!

    • #381254
      retired liberal
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      Guess not.

      We are an arrogant species, believing our fantasy based "facts" are better than the other person's fake facts.
      If you are wrong, it will be because you are not cynical enough.
      Both major political parties are special interest groups enabling each other for power and money, at the expense of the people they no longer properly serve…
      Always wear a proper mask when out and about. The life you save could be both yours and mine.

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      Joe Shlabotnik
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      Would love to see some expensive mink coats become reanimated and eat their owners.

      ~ All good things are Wild and Free ~

    • #381330
      chknltl
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      Wow, the wonders of modern agricultural science!

      I never knew that one could farm minks these days…how does it work, do you just take cuttings?

      My uncle Chico Dana was a  poor dirt farmer.

      Uncle Chico Dana used to tell me, “Lil’ Roseanne Rosanna Dana, (he used to call me ‘Lil’ Roseanne Rosanna Dana on account of the fact that I was little back then)…

      “…Lil Roseanne Rosanna Dana, you need look to fertilizer, humidity, light, bug repellents and a whole lot of tlc in order to reap the thc.”

      I do not know what it takes to be a successful mink farmer but I bet Uncle Chico Dana could do it… except he is dead now….

      …but if he was alive, Uncle Chico Dana would say how wonderful it is to see modern agriculture branching out like this.

      It just occurred to me…

      I keep hearing stories that there is this shortage of polar bears…

       

      (In my imagination, I can hear Gilda Radner saying something like this on Saturday Night Live just before she looked out at us, smiled and said “Never mind”.

      I like to think that when we talk about those dear to us who have passed on, we keep a measure of their spirit alive.

      Thank you Miss Gilda.)

       

       

       

       

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