Here’s Why Men Are Pointing Loaded Guns at Their Dicks

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    • #320269
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      Gun people are taking pictures of themselves aiming weapons at their dicks. The safety is off, their finger hovers on the trigger, and the barrel of the weapon is pointed straight at their genitals. “Now these MAGA dolts are pointing guns at their dicks with the safeties off and their fingers on the trigger to own the libs,” filmmaker Dylan Park tweeted alongside three pictures of guns pointed at dicks.

      But pointing a gun at your penis has nothing to do with owning the libs and everything to do with ironically mocking basic safety in gun culture. The trend is about a year old and it was born in the fires of Facebook’s gun groups. On one side are responsible gun owners, on the other is a group of men aiming a deadly weapon at their dicks to prove a point that they can only vaguely explain.

      Like with any other fandom, there’s levels to gun culture. In the online gun community there are “normies” and “fudds.” Normies cover a range of people, anyone from a basic handgun owner to the completely uninitiated. Fudds—as in Bugs Bunny hunter Elmer Fudd—are the old heads, weirdos, and dedicated gun nuts. Some fudds hate normies and the way normies talk about guns. Even the normies who know their way around a firearm.

      A chief complaint among fudds is the normie’s devotion to safety, typically manifested as knee-jerk praise of trigger discipline. For the uninitiated, watching trigger discipline refers to the act of keeping your finger off the trigger of a firearm until you’re ready to fire the weapon. It’s a safety basic, along with never pointing a gun at anyone or anything you don’t intend to harm, and always assuming a gun is loaded. Trigger and muzzle discipline will tell you a lot about a person holding a firearm. Typically, if they keep the muzzle away from the camera and their finger off the trigger—even while holding the grip—they know their way around a weapon.

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    • #320301
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      Removing themselves from the gene pool while still living.

      I don't waste my time teaching pigs to sing.

    • #320307
      B Calm
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      they don’t have to pretend they have big enough balls to shoot their little dicks off.

      • #320361
        retired liberal
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        Otherwise they are likely to miss the small target.

        We are an arrogant species, believing our fantasy based "facts" are better than the other person's fake facts.
        If you are wrong, it will be because you are not cynical enough.
        The older we get, the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent.
        Always wear a proper mask when out and about. The life you save could be both yours and mine.

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      We all remember that scene early in the movie. Cleavon Little rides into town to assume the office of sheriff. As he stands in the middle of the crowd of white people, the hostility grows. When it becomes evident the crowd is about to do something to him, he pulls out his gun and points it at his head. “Nobody move or the nigger gets it!” (quoting from memory, so might not be exact) All the gun humpers, after a beer or eleven, figured it worked for Cleavon Little, so it would work for them. “Vote for Trump or the moron loses his dick!” Makes perfect sense.

    • #320399
      Electrolyte Orchestra
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      Separate the men from the boys, the true believers from the bandwagon snowflakes.

      To truly show how much you own the libs, you have to pull the trigger.  No true scotsman or some such.  From my keyboard to God’s ears.


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      Will they shout “Make my day!” before shooting it?

      Tell me, great captain, how do the angels sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on? Tom Waites

    • #320481
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      I recall that stoners over in Viet-Nam would do something called a “shotgun” which required the barrel of a rifle or a shotgun and some good hash often mixed with heroin….but the point was to get good n baked not make a political statement showing off one’s inner stupid!

      IMO, these idiots need to reconsider better uses for their firearms like carrying them around in public while wearing virus masks.



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      which like to jump on them at inopportune moments…

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