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  • Green Dog Dem (1488 posts)
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    1. Was his name Drumpf?

    Aloha! KamaAina in the hale (house).
    • Art from Ark (1736 posts)
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      5. If so,

      that would make him a “Drumpf-kopf”

  • Hobbit709 (1559 posts)
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    2. And then there's this kind of idiot.

    I won't shut up and I don't waste my time teaching pigs to sing
    • Art from Ark (1736 posts)
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      8. Someone must be really desperate for a parking space

      if they park by a fire hydrant. Or maybe they thought, “I’m rich enough, I can afford the fine”?

  • Land of Enchantment (5256 posts)
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    3. Sheesh. Unbelievable. nt

          "Hope is the feathered thing that perches in your heart." ~ Emily Dickinson  
    • Art from Ark (1736 posts)
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      9. Really

      That driver could have easily pulled over to the side of the road to let the firetruck pass– and yet they just sat there like an idiot.

  • LiberalElite (3701 posts)
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    4. It's strangely comforting to me to know that morons aren't all American eom

    I feel much better since I've given up hope
    • Gryneos (1081 posts)
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      6. You should read NotAlwaysRight.com


      Most entries are from the US, but people from all over the world share their experiences with bad and/or stupid people. For example:

      That Thinking Has Put Them Out Of Wet Pocket
      (I work at the repair desk of a big electronics store. A customer brings in a phone which isn’t working. I go to the back to open it up and check the inside. It clearly has liquid damage. I return to tell the customer about it.)

      Customer: “Liquid damage? How’d that happen?”

      Me: “I’m afraid I don’t know. Did you use it in the rain? Did you accidentally drop it in some water?”

      Customer: “Well, we were riding our bikes the other day when it was raining a lot. We got soaking wet, and I had the phone in my pocket… No, that couldn’t be it.”

      "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please." "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..." "You said death first, uh-uh, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Eddie Izzard, Dress To Kill
  • Mnpaul (808 posts)
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    7. Better not try that in LA

    They will run your ass over and charge you with a crime later.

    If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything - Hamilton