Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside-worried about a stupid, burned out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my toys in the dark.
Laborador Retriever: Oh ME…ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze! Please! Please! Please!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it after leading these people out of the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed anyone and patrol the perimeter one last time to make sure no one has taken advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: (This is probably not true of all!) Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Pointer: The light bulb! There it is. There it is. I see it. Right there. You don’t see it? It’s RIGHT THERE.
Greyhound: It isn’t even moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he is finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat’s Answer: Dogs don’t change light bulbs, humans do. So the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, my dinner and my back massage?
“Hope is the feathered thing that perches in your heart.” ~ Emily Dickinson