How Many Dogs Does It Take To Screw in a Light Bulb? LOL!

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    • #15526
      Land of Enchantment
      • Total Posts: 741

      Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside-worried about a stupid, burned out light bulb?

      Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

      Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that lamp!

      Rottweiler: Make me.

      Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my toys in the dark.

      Laborador Retriever: Oh ME…ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze! Please! Please! Please!

      German Shepherd: I’ll change it after leading these people out of the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed anyone and patrol the perimeter one last time to make sure no one has taken advantage of the situation.

      Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

      Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t see a light bulb!

      Cocker Spaniel: (This is probably not true of all!) Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

      Pointer: The light bulb! There it is. There it is. I see it. Right there. You don’t see it? It’s RIGHT THERE.

      Greyhound: It isn’t even moving. Who cares?

      Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

      Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he is finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

      The Cat’s Answer: Dogs don’t change light bulbs, humans do. So the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, my dinner and my back massage?



      “Hope is the feathered thing that perches in your heart.” ~ Emily Dickinson

    • #15534
      So Far From Heaven
      • Total Posts: 5,624

      I don’t know about lightbulbs, but GSD’s got ya covered when it comes to papers!!!

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