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  • Hobbit709 (2952 posts)
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    If you see this sign on the road, you might want to be elsewhere.


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    I won't shut up and I don't waste my time teaching pigs to sing

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  • HassleCat (1527 posts)
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    1. A joke from Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc.

    First mosquito: Should we eat him here, or take him back to the woods.

    Second mosquito: We better eat him here.  If we go back to the woods, the big ones will take him away from us.

    • Enthusiast (10228 posts)
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      2. I don't know about Minnesota or Wisconsin but this one time

      me and my brother took a little boat out to the remote lake in Ontario. We could not believe how big the mosquitoes were compared to the ones in Ohio. They were twice the size!

      "The NSA’s capability at any time could be turned around on the American people, and no American would have any privacy left, such is the capability to monitor everything. There would be no place to hide."  Frank Church "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frederic Bastiat, 1848