I’m Pretty Sure This Is the Grossest Moment of a Coronavirus Briefing Yet

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      Today is my mom’s birthday, but because I’m on weekend duty and because my parents’ phone has been seemingly busy all day—yes, that’s a thing that can still happen in 2020—I haven’t yet had a chance to talk to her and wish her well. You should be frowning at your screen, furrowing your brows. She’s great and deserves better.

      But! At least I have President Donald Trump’s latest coronavirus briefing to keep me informed and engaged while I wait for Mom to finally get off the phone. Let’s see what the prez has to say about COVID-19 today!

      Wait…whatttttt the hell is this?!

      To review: Trump read the assembled press a flattering Wall Street Journal piece that included the (really poorly crafted) sentence, “By shouting out many of them by name and documenting their deeds on a daily basis, he has vivified the American way in action (once reluctantly aroused).” Then, completely unable to not turn the briefing room into a middle-school boys’ bathroom, Trump seized on the word “aroused” like only he can..


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      Cold Mountain Trail
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    • #305937
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      Looks like he needs to trade in his current trophy wife for a newer model (pun intended).

      Tell me, great captain, how do the angels sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on? Tom Waites

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      retired liberal
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      We are an arrogant species, believing our fantasy based "facts" are better than the other person's fake facts.

      If you are wrong, it will be because you are not cynical enough.

      Both major political parties are special interest groups enabling each other for power and money, at the expense of the people they no longer properly serve…

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      ..it’s how I survived the Bush years.


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