It's A Sign! . . . Caution: Nonsense Ahead

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      Gryneos
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      NV Wino
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      And who thought it was a good idea to put gum balls and bouncing balls together?

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      • #11083
        alcina
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        That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!

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      • #11159
        Gryneos
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        I wonder how often gumballs got thrown against the floor…

        But, I’ll bet the bouncy balls tasted better 🙂

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      Land of Enchantment
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      Undergarments? But-but-but brassieres work well when one has no pockets! 

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      • #11088
        alcina
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        I even have a bra that has pockets! But the problem might be the other undergarments. I used to run a cafe, and one day, a jogger came in for a cold drink, and he paid us with a sweaty, stinky $10 bill that he pulled from somewhere inside his short shorts. The person who took the money held it with the tips of her fingers and put it beside the till. We both stared at it for awhile and then sprayed it down with lysol. It was gross.

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          Gryneos
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          Oh yuck! Sometimes I wonder if it would be prudent for the person running the till to wear gloves, and then mention to all customers who ask just now nasty paper money is 😉

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      alcina
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      Hot children 10 & under?! Well of course they need adult supervision! I’d assume, however, that the less attractive ones can be left to their own devices. Of course, I’d probably want to clarify that if I was planning to leave my child unattended, just in case they exceeded that hotness threshold.

      "I believe man suffers from an appalling ignorance of his own nature." -William Golding, Lord of the Flies

      • #11162
        Gryneos
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        I wonder if covering them in aluminum foil would keep that hotness threshold under control…

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