It’s A Sign! . . . Sweet Wreckery
Before I get into it, I do recommend the site Cake Wrecks for some daily/weekly laugh-out-loud moments, as will be shown here today 😁
Instruction was: “Stephen with a ‘ph'”
Should be “You’re An Ace”
The people-to-cake ratio is too high.
May 13, 2022 at 5:56 AM #486714mrdmkParticipant
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Cake wrecks are one thing, but car wrecks are much more fun! I mean, what is the purpose of watching NASCAR if there are not fourteen cars spinning out of control?
Going from “Ass Cream” to “Insert Name Here” finishing up with “I Quit” is too organized. I want to see metal flying at 400 hp, 360 degrees all at the same time.
If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit WC FieldsWarning DO NOT CLICK HERE!
May 13, 2022 at 6:30 AM #486715
May 14, 2022 at 9:35 PM #486950djean111Participant
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and took my mother-in-law’s T Bird to an Italian deli on US Route 1, in Springfield, Pa. To buy cheese. One of those big T-Birds that was bullet-shaped and about 3 inches off the ground. Maybe a ’66. I was nervous, lots of traffic, seemed like 42 lanes. So I cut the steering wheel sharp, to make a right turn into traffic, and stepped on the gas, then changed my mind and stomped on the brake. Only I stomped on the gas by mistake. Did a perfect almost U-turn into a telephone pole. The old guys sitting in front of the deli helped my father-in-law, who I had tearfully called, bend the fender away from the wheel with a baseball bat, and said they never saw anything like it. And my in-laws only ever asked if I was hurt.
America is not a country, it's just a business. (Brad Pitt, Killing Them Softly)
"Sometimes when I try to understand a person's motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What's the worst reason they could possibly have for saying what they say and doing what they do? Then I ask myself, 'How well does that reason explain what they say and what they do?'" GRRM
A YouTube comment – we need new conspiracy theories – the old ones have all come true.
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May 13, 2022 at 4:19 PM #486788Utopian LeftistParticipant
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Either Christina is doing some advertising or she got more than she bargained for from THAT cake!
“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” ~ Krishnamurti
"Given the choice between a Republican and a Democrat who acts like a Republican, the voter will choose a Republican every time." ~ Harry Truman
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