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by Jimmy Buffett
Snackin’ on Cheetos
Stuck on my porch I’ve got no place to go
Not caring how I look, checkin’ out Facebook
Just me and the sun, and we’re both sinkin’ low
Wastin’ away again in Quarnatinaville
All I can think of to do is just yawn
I’ve heard it said that no one’s got any bread
And I’m told … all the TP is gone
They say it’s contagious
We must be courageous
And hang out at home till the danger is past
They say it’s our duty
To shelter our booty
I’m tryin’ my best, but it’s only half-assed
Wastin’ away again in Quarantinaville
Struggling with my withdrawal from sports
Baseball is out and the whole season’s in doubt
A sacrifice fly that’s aimed straight for my shorts
I’m washing my hands well
Stocked up on Purell
Vacuumed up every square inch of my house
I’ve got beer in the icebox
This is no time for detox!
If I’m socially distanced, why not do it soused?
You are a child of the Universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have a right to be here.
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