Jimmy Buffett offers up a new smash hit for your Quarantine experience!

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    ElfinWilde
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    @elfinwilde

    Quarantinaville

    by Jimmy Buffett

     

    Snackin’ on Cheetos

    Swattin’ mosquitoes

    Stuck on my porch I’ve got no place to go

    Not caring how I look, checkin’ out Facebook

    Just me and the sun, and we’re both sinkin’ low

     

    Wastin’ away again in Quarnatinaville

    All I can think of to do is just yawn

    I’ve heard it said that no one’s got any bread

    And I’m told … all the TP is gone

     

    They say it’s contagious

    We must be courageous

    And hang out at home till the danger is past

    They say it’s our duty

    To shelter our booty

    I’m tryin’ my best, but it’s only half-assed

     

    Wastin’ away again in Quarantinaville

    Struggling with my withdrawal from sports

    Baseball is out and the whole season’s in doubt

    A sacrifice fly that’s aimed straight for my shorts

     

    I’m washing my hands well

    Stocked up on Purell

    Vacuumed up every square inch of my house

    I’ve got beer in the icebox

    This is no time for detox!

    If I’m socially distanced, why not do it soused?

    You are a child of the Universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have a right to be here.

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    WillyT
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