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  • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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    JPR is infecting my computer!!!1!

    We received a message from someone that their browser claims our site is a virus, and we’re told that some scheisskopf on another site says that our site sucks people’s souls through their keyboard back to some soul storage device here at JPR HQ, or some such nonsense.

    Nah.

    If you ever want to check to see if a site has naughty code that will mess you up, Google will tell all. Just go here:

    https://www.google.com/transparencyreport/safebrowsing/diagnostic/

    And enter the site you want to check. Easy-peasy.

    Now, of course, if JPR actually had malware we wouldn’t tell you how to check, right? So no need to go check, because we’ve proven you can trust us. Right? So just enjoy your day, with more free time from not checking. OK?

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    • HawkeyeX (640 posts)
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      1. I checked it;

      It says JPR is God, and my computer blew up when I inserted that fantastic part of our past… now I’ve got to bill Allen a new computer for the 100,000,000th time and he’ll ignore me, dammit.

       

       

    • ConcernedCanuk (821 posts)
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      2. My antivirus catches everything . . .

      8-)

      CC

      Why is it when we get older, we can remember the tiniest details from our youth, but not where we put our reading glasses 30 seconds ago?
      • Beebee (1189 posts)
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        3. ROFLMAO-good one!

        "confrontation of the self is as important as with others. we have to be ready to be surprised by unexpected rhetoric, or even possible communion, with those previously seen as impossible." NuttyFluffers
      • Deadpool (7196 posts)
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        9. Not for long…

        :lol:

           
    • DJ13 (201 posts)
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      4. ,,,,,,some scheisskopf on another site says that our site sucks people’s souls

       

      That is DU, not JPR.

      Heres proof………..

       

      http://www.infostormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Hillary-Soul-Sucking-Demon-600x356.jpg

       

      "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell
      • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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        5. Thanks.

        I’ll never get to sleep tonight.

        "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
        • DJ13 (201 posts)
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          6. Sorry!

          :-D

          "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell
        • Demeter (5253 posts)
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          7. How about a game of spades, then?

          There’s a good chance I won’t sleep again either, between that graphic and the looming insanity that is America….

          Obama promised a lot of transparency. It finally showed up.--downwinder
          • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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            8. Maybe later

            I have to read some contract language tonight, so I *will* get to sleep, and quick.

            "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
        • Will Morningstar (252 posts)
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          24. Check liberalguy's IT IS TIME TO REVISIT THE TOS post.

          Made a few suggestions. My friend and several of her supporters were waiting for me on that thread. I think I addressed whatever concerns they could find. Look for yourself. And thank you for attention.

          Best regards,

          Will

      • Magical Thyme (2850 posts)
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        12. ok, I usually hate silly photoshops, but

        that one is truly hysterical! :rofl:

      • Magical Thyme (2850 posts)
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        13. I think someone is projecting

        My system told me it detected an intruder day before yesterday, and then shut itself down. Turns out I was FFR’d someplace else on the same day… :-?  8-O

      • whatchamacallit (587 posts)
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        18. Lol! Spit out my drink!

        The ring is out of my nose.
    • cui bono (926 posts)
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      10. Yes but that cold be a fake site you are sending us to…

      8-O

      The DNC can try to squash us but we'll just come back stronger.   
      • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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        11. Well, I am the most evil human on Earth…

        :twm:

        "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
    • The Crone (2793 posts)
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      14. I went to that diagnostic site, and guess what!

      It said my computer has that serious, and I quote “sometimes fatal to the hard drive” malware, known as the Manny Goldstein virus!

      Now what do I do?

      "Let us not seek the Republican answer nor the Democratic answer but the right answer." John F. Kennedy   America is the only country that has real   lemons in its furniture polish, and artificial lemon flavoring  in its lemonade!
      • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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        15. Send cash. nt

        "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
        • The Crone (2793 posts)
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          16. Goddess Bless! That malware is smart!

          It even lets you know I got paid today!

          "Let us not seek the Republican answer nor the Democratic answer but the right answer." John F. Kennedy   America is the only country that has real   lemons in its furniture polish, and artificial lemon flavoring  in its lemonade!
          • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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            17. …

            :twm:

            "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
    • valerief (694 posts)
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      19. Thanks. That's handy-dandy. I guess now I can go on

      porn sites without worrying. Hehehe.

      traveling pigeon[Votes: if they're not worth counting twice, they're not worth counting at all.] [Everything is fiction.]
    • morgwynn (229 posts)
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      20. Maybe that's why every morning I feel compelled to point my computer to this

      site first thing in the morning. It’s not just a virus! It is also capable of mind control!!!

      ***Three Thrings From Which Never To Be Moved: One's Oaths, One's Gods, and The Truth***
      • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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        21. :-)

        "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
    • Greenwich (1754 posts)
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      22. Is anyone else seeing some strange Chinese spam?

      Also, having trouble getting back to threads where there have been replies —

      After I check the reply, the notification disappears and can’t get back to the thread!

      Happily, there is so much being posted here — and so much information moving that

      checking under a forum to find something is a loooong road.

      Probably easier ways to find threads/posts, but this is where I am right now — a bit lost.

       

      :)

       

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      • Will Morningstar (252 posts)
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        23. That was Korean. Arrived with our Novosti friends @ Foreign Affairs — Will

    • ravensong (1004 posts)
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      25. Nah. I'm infecting the computers of anyone here who doesn't totally

      agree with me on everything.

       

       

      “Democratic socialism means that we must reform a political system which is corrupt—that we must create an economy that works for all, not just the very wealthy,”  ~ Sen. Bernie Sanders  
      • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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        26. Ha! Proof that the Left are Putinistas!

        Now we have it in writing!

        "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
        • ravensong (1004 posts)
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          27. I swear on my babushka I am not Russian hacktivist fom Ulyanovsk, dahlink.

          But for 5 case top shelf wudka and 10 pair your American stretch blue jean size 8 I send new information on Clinton campaign how she cheat more your Bernie Sanders out of president.

          We have deal?

          “Democratic socialism means that we must reform a political system which is corrupt—that we must create an economy that works for all, not just the very wealthy,”  ~ Sen. Bernie Sanders  
          • MannyGoldstein (1795 posts)
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            28. Where is moose?

            No deal without trade for moose

            "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
            • ravensong (1004 posts)
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              29. Moose and squirrel is in undisclosed location with your

              Eddie Snowden where you think I get information?

              No deal.

              “Democratic socialism means that we must reform a political system which is corrupt—that we must create an economy that works for all, not just the very wealthy,”  ~ Sen. Bernie Sanders  
    • OCMI (1168 posts)
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      30. When using Mozilla Firefox, Firebug is good for tracing code n/t

      If you dislike Trump, you should vote for him so we can change his party from within. Yes, Hillary supporters, this is how ridiculous you sound.