Kyle Kulinski—Fundamentalist Christian Blames 'Fornication' For Coronavirus

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    Enthusiast
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    Stop with all this fornication, people! Can’t you control yourselves?

    I would like to remind you that U.S. health insurance companies do not contribute anything to health care. They are only a PARASITIC middle man receiving an undeserved cut of "FREE MONEY".

    Me

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    Deadpool
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    Satan
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    I mean, as the creator of sin, I realize my views on this might be considered “biased”, but….

     

    There’s gonna be a lot more fornicating going on BECAUSE of the coronavirus!!

    There’s no sports on TV, most of network TV sucks dragon ass, and the internet’s been kinda sketchy during this nightmare, so don’t count on streaming to be 666% reliable. So what the Hell do you think people are going to be doing??

    I suppose the preachers idea would be that everybody should go sit in a corner and read their bibles all day long, but if that’s the case, they should really be careful what they ask for. Because if folks actually read up on JC’s teachings, they might notice that they’re pretty much the polar opposite of what the “Christian” FundaMENTALists have been spewing since the 80’s.  As soon as the preachers realize this, they’re going to claim that God suddenly says fornication is OK!!

    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable". - John F. Kennedy

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    Because he is fucked in the head.

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