Man Tosses His Penis Out of Car Window During Car Chase With Police

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      eridani
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      https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3x7d3/man-tosses-his-penis-out-of-car-window-during-car-chase-with-police

      “Gilbert opened the door to his vehicle, where the trooper observed Gilbert was bleeding from an alleged self-inflicted wound. Gilbert shut the vehicle’s door and sped away,” according to a Tennessee Highway Patrol preliminary report.

      “When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time,” Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol told Tennessee news station WJLE. “He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving.”

      A THP spokesperson told Motherboard that they couldn’t confirm the state of the man’s penis, or whether anyone found it on the road and took it to the hospital for him, because of HIPAA privacy laws.

      Police deployed two sets of tire spikes to try to stop him, but he drove through both and kept going, eventually running on just rims. The total chase lasted for nearly 30 miles, until police boxed Gilbert in. He asked for medical attention, and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

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      eridani
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        to come to mind without reading the content 😀

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      3fingerbrown
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      Was it his? Maybe they gave him the wrong order at the Jack-in-the-box drive thru. They thought he ordered dick in the box!

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      Red Cloud
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      that belonged to a criminal element. It told him you have to lose that private dick…

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      Gryneos
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      “Bobby Johnson”? 😀
      Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol

      As for the spike strips not stopping him, a car almost completely crushed can still seemingly be “driven”:

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      I'm Snort McDork and I approved this message.

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