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      POWELL, Tenn. (WVLT) — One man was taken into custody after court documents show he was accused of entering a Powell gas station completely in the nude.

      According to records, Jalen Clay went into the Rocky Top Market on East Emory Road Saturday afternoon without any clothes on.

      Clay allegedly took a bottle of water and left without paying.

      A witness told investigators that Clay re-entered the store shortly after and began knocking items off the shelves.

      Clay allegedly punched one woman in the head, then began throwing sausages at the cashier.


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      “As we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore.” Barbara Lee
      “Politicians and pro athletes: The only people who still get paid when they lose.” William Rivers Pitt

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      or maybe an episode of Supernatural. Yeah! That’s it! There was an episode where a guy couldn’t get enough to drink because some wormlike thing was sucking all the fluid out of his body. (You cord-cutters out there! See what you’re missing?) Hahahaha

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      Florida Man gonna be sooooo jealous.

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      What episode was that?  I must have missed it.

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        it was Supernatural. Some guy came after Dean because Dean had killed his father when he was young. (Father-demon)

        Somehow he picked up this like oversized slug that got in his body, sucked up all the fluids so you got wicked thirsty (to kill for) well, anyway, you were probably thinking the Files.

        You a Files fan @pademd ?

        Did you see the short season from = what – last year? Mulder and Skully get dinner in a completely AI restaurant? LMAO.

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