Sheltering in Place at My Parents’ House, in Haiku

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    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/sheltering-in-place-at-my-parents-house-in-haikus

    Do you pay mortgage
    On this pantry? Don’t think so.
    SkinnyPop is mine.

    I see you’re busy
    Texting. Could I please dip your
    phone in bleach to clean?

    May I wash your sheets?
    I know you’re still in bed but
    It’s time to get up.

    Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! And put it down this minute--you don't know where it's been! Tom Robbins in Another Roadside Attraction

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