So Sanders will leave You to Die in the Street…What would the others do?
January 27, 2020 at 9:06 PM - Views: 104 #257521game meatParticipant
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According to Chris Mathews, Bernie Sanders would leave you to die in the street. I disagree with him that Sanders would leave people to die in the street, but what would the rest of them do?
Biden would stop to help. He’d call an ambulance and make sure you receive the medical attention you need. He’d even personally secure you a loan to pay for your expenses.. tied to an obscure LLC based somewhere in Delaware at 500% interest.
Warren would certainly stop, kneel down by your side, speaking passionately about how she has a plan to help you. Then she’d excuse herself to take a call and never come back.
Pete Buttigeig would conduct a focus group in order to see which specific action polls best with voters; ultimately, tying whatever action that happens to be into an anecdote to be deployed in his stump speeches citing the need for young and dynamic leadership.
Kamala Harris would stop, but rather than tend to your injuries, would instead have you prosecuted for vagrancy.
Tom Steyer would stop to help and then run $500 million in ads championing his heroism.
Amy Klobuchar would order her driver to assist you, and encourage the driver to act swiftly by beating him or her with her shoe.
HRC would keep driving and then accuse those critical of her cruelty with misogyny, citing the old double standard of how men never get criticized for leaving people to die in the street.
January 27, 2020 at 9:09 PM #257523Cold Mountain TrailParticipant
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LOL. Did you write that? It’s very funny, & true. Deserves a wider view! Send it to bernie folks JPR-ers!
January 27, 2020 at 9:20 PM #257530bazukhovParticipant
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Trump would run over him and tweet “Fake News!” between golf rounds and collecting trophy wives.
Tell me, great captain, how do the angels sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on? Tom Waites
January 27, 2020 at 9:40 PM #257542closeupreadyParticipant
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Haha, that’s good.
But seriously, is Chris Matthews really saying that about Bernie? I’d like to see the footage, if it’s out there.
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January 27, 2020 at 9:46 PM #257548ThouArtThatParticipant
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Here you go.
Sooner or later we all sit down to a banquet of consequences.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Politics is the entertainment division of the Military Industrial Complex.
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January 27, 2020 at 9:57 PM #257552Mick063Participant
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Bernie or Bust.
It is my way of leaving Mathews stranded on the side of the road.
Nope. A deeply felt belief system. In other words, I will abstain from perpetuating oligarchy.
"I welcome their hatred" Franklin D Roosevelt
January 28, 2020 at 10:21 AM #257742JonLPParticipant
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I didn’t realize I duped your topic.
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