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      eridani
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      Sweet dreams are made of cheese
      Who am I to dis a Brie
      I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese
      Everybody’s looking for Stilton

      Some cheese wants to be Bleu, too
      Some cheese wants to be Buchette d’Anjou
      Some cheese wants to be cubed
      Some cheese will be braided by you

      Sweet dreams are made of cheese
      Colby or Chevre, if you please
      I ferment the milk and then I squeeze
      Everybody needs penicillium

      Mold is better, on the rind
      Mold is better, leaves taste behind
      Mold is better, cheese is confined
      Mold is better, use my enzymes

      Some cheese ought to be grated
      No cheese should be ammoniated
      Some cheese will always be hated
      No cheese wants to be called rancid

      Sweet dreams are made of cheese
      Casein and rennet curdle it with ease
      Whey from the curds it eventually frees
      The best cheese comes from Wisconsin

      Original melody.
      https://genius.com/Eurythmics-sweet-dreams-are-made-of-this-lyrics

      Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! And put it down this minute--you don't know where it's been! Tom Robbins in Another Roadside Attraction

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      sonofspy777
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      Eridani… 

      “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
      ~Samuel Clemens

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      Love me some cheese.

      I would like to remind you that U.S. health insurance companies do not contribute anything to health care. They are only a PARASITIC middle man receiving an undeserved cut of "FREE MONEY".

      Me

    • #430691
      eridani
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      What a Friend We Have in Cheeses

      https://www.lyricsondemand.com/u/unknownlyrics/whatafriendwehaveincheeseslyrics.html

      What a friend we have in cheeses,
      Mozzarella, Cheddar, Swiss!
      Bleu and Limberger’s sweet breezes
      Lingering like a lover’s kiss.

      Humble milk’s apotheosis,
      Muenster, Provolone, Brie
      Damn cholesterol’s thrombosis
      Cheese is Gouda stuff by me!

      Heed the US Dairy Council,
      Keep the Gruyere on the shelf.
      Even just a tiny ounce’ll
      Give you vitamin B-12.

      Gather, pilgrims at the deli
      Buying Edam and Havarti,
      Wedges moist and cold and smelly,
      Bring home lots and have a party!

      Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! And put it down this minute--you don't know where it's been! Tom Robbins in Another Roadside Attraction

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