The Beto Live Instagram ‘Dental’ Theater Post Getting Mocked…..
-
-
“…Is he trying to appeal to the American people? “Look, ya’ll. I have teeth, too!”…”
“…Tune in next week as Beto opens an exploratory committee for his colon…”
“…TBF, anyone who can run and trim their toenails at the same time deserves to be POTUS of the Galaxy…”
“…Wait until Kamala Harris’s gyno appointment!…”
“…Lincoln Chafee is accidentally livestreaming his call to Costco customer service complaining that their yogurt samples were too spicy on his last visit…”
“…Hi, I’m Martin O’Malley, welcome to Jackass…”
“…Which one of these nimrods will be the first to shoot a pic of themselves takin a dump? To show they are “human”…”
“…Honestly, I can only trust candidates who do Instagram LIVEs from the toilet. It’s my criteria….”
“…Ted Cruz is posting new zodiac ciphers…”
“…mitt romney is trimming his ear hair on netscape…”
Joe Biden is clipping his toenails on Instagram Live
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 10, 2019
Medicare For All | The Gold Standard Health Care Plan
-
That may be worse than Dukakis and the tank.
“As we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore.” Barbara Lee
“Politicians and pro athletes: The only people who still get paid when they lose.” William Rivers Pitt
-
The beauty of it is that this story will grow for awhile until it is no longer fashionable to support O’Rourke at all the right parties, and in all the right places on the internets. I prepare for more schadenfreude.
Never let your morals stop you from doing the right thing.--Isaac Asimov
The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.--Julius Nyerere
-
https://twitter.com/TrendingViews1/status/1083417443442278400
Medicare For All | The Gold Standard Health Care Plan
-
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.