The Idiot Is Back

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  • #296789

    So Far From Heaven
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    @sffh

    and I have something funny for all ya.

    I’m gonna do a strange assed thing and start a new occasional fun read from the Borowitz Report in the New Yorker.

    Yesterday’s satirical piece is called:

    Trump Practicing Distancing from All His Prior Statements About the Coronavirus

    Now, since they all short articles, I have a problem. So, here is a short part of it. I no want to get into a heap of shit from the mods for Copyright Violation and all.

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a new distancing guideline on Wednesday, Donald Trump said that he was now practicing distancing from all of his previous statements about the coronavirus.

    “As of today, I will be keeping a great distance between myself and anything I said about covid-19 in the months of January, February, and March,” he said. “I will be staying at least six feet away from those statements, and probably more like ten thousand feet.”

    If you want, the satire is delicious. Go there and read it.

    Yur Village Idiot

     

  • #296800

    elias39
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    @elias39

    ten thousand feet from the White House would be a good idea. Walk 2 miles directly East. Then keep going until it gets wet.

    Then keep going.

    • #296804

      elias39
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      @elias39

      2 miles south.

      There you’ll find the Potomac. Keep going..you’re in tremendous health. Unbelievable health!

  • #296808

    Red Cloud
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    • Total Posts: 980
    @redcloud

    Satan awaits.

  • #296809

    Mr. Mickeys Mom
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    @mrmickeysmom

    It’s the fake news you’d LOVE to consider.

    Hell, no... I'm not giving up...

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