The Idiot Is Back

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    • #296789
      So Far From Heaven
      • Total Posts: 9,136

      and I have something funny for all ya.

      I’m gonna do a strange assed thing and start a new occasional fun read from the Borowitz Report in the New Yorker.

      Yesterday’s satirical piece is called:

      Trump Practicing Distancing from All His Prior Statements About the Coronavirus

      Now, since they all short articles, I have a problem. So, here is a short part of it. I no want to get into a heap of shit from the mods for Copyright Violation and all.

      WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a new distancing guideline on Wednesday, Donald Trump said that he was now practicing distancing from all of his previous statements about the coronavirus.

      “As of today, I will be keeping a great distance between myself and anything I said about covid-19 in the months of January, February, and March,” he said. “I will be staying at least six feet away from those statements, and probably more like ten thousand feet.”

      If you want, the satire is delicious. Go there and read it.

      Yur Village Idiot


    • #296800
      • Total Posts: 5,325

      ten thousand feet from the White House would be a good idea. Walk 2 miles directly East. Then keep going until it gets wet.

      Then keep going.

      • #296804
        • Total Posts: 5,325

        2 miles south.

        There you’ll find the Potomac. Keep’re in tremendous health. Unbelievable health!

    • #296808
      Red Cloud
      • Total Posts: 1,536

      Satan awaits.

    • #296809
      Mr. Mickeys Mom
      • Total Posts: 6,220

      It’s the fake news you’d LOVE to consider.

      Hell, no... I'm not giving up...

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