Trump To Sign Law Making U.S. An Official Christian Nation

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      Senate Republicans have drafted a law that Donald Trump is expected to sign when he returns to Washington this week, officially making the United States of America a Christian nation. The decision to do so comes after a meeting with religious leaders across the country, during a prayer meeting.

      This move is sure to anger the leftist godless liberals in America, but that will not stop this new law from going into effect immediately.

      “Every other nation has a national religion except for this one, we’ve bowed to the left for too long on this, and we will not bow any longer,” the president said in an address from his Florida residence. 

      “America will officially acknowledge that Jesus Christ is our Lord And Savior, and Christianity will be protected across our land.”

      The news came as a relief to the faithful, who just knew that America needed this, especially now in these troubled times. “Finally!!” exclaimed Sandy Batt, a Christian Trump-supporting woman from Frog Balls, Arkansas. 

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      Fuck the DNC and its heard of goats

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      … until I got to “Frog Balls, Arkansas” !

    • #344680
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      Good one!!!!!

      Funny thing is, sort of – if Trump actually did this, Biden would be spinnin’ like a windmill during a hurricane, trying to figure out how to apply campaign rhetoric, from which direction  – which part of his “base” should he pander to – the right-wingers in leftist drag, or the actual leftist godless liberals.  Or the actual “centrist” right-wingers.    What about the black base that, according to Joe, all think exactly alike?  I mean, Hillary had that awesomely fortuitous meet-up with a guy in a diner, and hauled a likely hot-sauce-stained Bible out of her evidently very capacious and prolly messy  purse.  And the groups that are likely Catholic?  Bwahahaha!  Biden’s head would spin around like he was Linda Blair’s stunt-person!    Spewing beer instead of pea soup, of course!  Taking care not to hit The Corvette!   Bearing in mind there is a niche group who thinks Hillary is an actual saint and should be venerated.  They might just be jellus.  Oooh, I am a white woman, and my thoughts have such diversity!!!!!

      Please pardon me, I did not sleep very much last night, dunno why, and the day seems all wavery and sparkly.

    • #344689
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      I’m sure he would like to, but Pence would be so sad he wasn’t the one to do it…

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      B Calm
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      Blue Balls!  Arkansas has some hilarious town names.

      • #344721
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        which is an actual place name,_Arkansas

        “There’s a new spirit abroad in the land. The old days of ‘grab and greed’ are on their way out. We’re beginning to think of what we owe the other fellow, not just what we’re compelled to give him. The time’s coming… when we shan’t be able to fill our bellies in comfort while others go hungry, sleep in warm beds while others shiver in the cold.... And God willing, we’ll live to see that day…” Basil Rathbone,"Sherlock Holmes Faces Death" (Universal 1943)

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      The moment I saw the title, I thought it was Onion.  Glad to know that there is another similar site.  They have lots of funny material.

    • #344805
      Red Cloud
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      Well bow some more you God is Jesus, Father is Son knuckleheads. Listen and repeat, “A woman who already has several children is NOT a virgin!” “Leave that woman Mary alone! She has a husband named Joseph! Respect the sanctity of marriages by not committing adultery!”

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