Oh, I saw an ad for this. The one where a parent unzips Trumpy Bear’s back to retrieve a giant American flag to keep her child warm, before a team of firefighters chant in unison “Some firehouses have Dalmatians – we have Trumpy Bear!”? That’s the one.
But surely that was very obviously satire. Nope. That was a real advert that really aired during real commercial breaks on channels including Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel. Trumpy Bear is really for sale, too; he is made by a company called Exceptional Products Inc.