Two dogs and a cat arrive at the Pearly Gates

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      NV Wino
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      A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.

      The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”

      “Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”

      The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”

      “Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”

      Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

      The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

      “As we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore.” Barbara Lee
      “Politicians and pro athletes: The only people who still get paid when they lose.” William Rivers Pitt

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      Coyote
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      Land of Enchantment
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      Perfecto! Nailed it. On all three. Thanks for the LOL!!  

      “Hope is the feathered thing that perches in your heart.” ~ Emily Dickinson

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      Bluesuedeshoes
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