Two Drunk Arkansas Men Arrested After Taking Turns Shooting Each Other Wearing Bulletproof Vest
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50-year old Charles Eugene Ferris and 36-year old Christopher Hicks of Arkansas were apparently arrested last year after getting good and drunk and taking turns shooting each other while wearing a bulletproof vest. Now that — that just sounds like a fun-filled Saturday afternoon to me. The details (including shitty coverup story!) while I start pricing body armor on eBay:
According to the affidavit, a deputy with the Benton County Sheriff’s Office first interviewed Ferris after he was admitted to hospital late Sunday night. The man reportedly had a red spot on his upper chest but tried to concoct an elaborate cover story for the injury, police said.
As reported by 5News (KFSM-TV), Ferris claimed an “asset” had paid him $200 for protection. He said the pair met another man at around 10 p.m. and ended up in a gunfight.
The 50-year-old told the deputy he was hit multiple times but returned shots and fled in a car. He said he was taken to the hospital by the so-called asset. Later, he admitted making up the tale in an attempt to protect his friend, the Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette reported.
May 7, 2020 at 9:30 PM #312842Red CloudParticipant
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Are you going to take this lying down? Ball is in your court!
May 7, 2020 at 11:10 PM #312860
May 7, 2020 at 10:54 PM #312857NV WinoModerator
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I bet they didn’t even put down their beer for this.
May 8, 2020 at 4:30 AM #3129643fingerbrownParticipant
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Christopher Hicks? How appropriate!
All governments lie to their citizen's, but only Americans believe theirs.
June 17, 2020 at 12:11 AM #327337ArtfromArkParticipant
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I referred to in this thread:
“There’s a new spirit abroad in the land. The old days of ‘grab and greed’ are on their way out. We’re beginning to think of what we owe the other fellow, not just what we’re compelled to give him. The time’s coming… when we shan’t be able to fill our bellies in comfort while others go hungry, sleep in warm beds while others shiver in the cold.... And God willing, we’ll live to see that day…” Basil Rathbone,"Sherlock Holmes Faces Death" (Universal 1943)
June 17, 2020 at 12:17 AM #327345SatanParticipant
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Usually they’re so out of it, they don’t realize where they are for 2 or 3 days. Then they get all whiny because they expected to find themselves in Heaven.
I tell them that they were actually headed for Heaven but their buddy shot their wings off.
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable". - John F. Kennedy
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