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  • The Crone (3021 posts)
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    A dream about a marshmallow

    Here are three jokes for this Friday Jan 20th

    Last night I dreamt I ate this huge marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

     

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    Doctor: “I am sorry but you have a terminal illness and you only have ten.”

    Patient: “Ten. Ten what? Months, weeks, days…??”

    Doctor: Nine.
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    Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After they walk away, one says
    to the other, “I’m sorry but I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing.”

     

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    "Let us not seek the Republican answer nor the Democratic answer but the right answer." John F. Kennedy   America is the only country that has real   lemons in its furniture polish, and artificial lemon flavoring  in its lemonade!

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  • oldandhappy (3149 posts)
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    1. Smile!

    • The Crone (3021 posts)
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      2. Easy for you to say! I mean,

      My pillow was really gone.

      "Let us not seek the Republican answer nor the Democratic answer but the right answer." John F. Kennedy   America is the only country that has real   lemons in its furniture polish, and artificial lemon flavoring  in its lemonade!