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    Last Round Of Golf

    Last Round Of Golf

    *His last round of golf *

    While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”

    “I’m okay thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

    She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.” I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.

    “That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it!

    “Oh, come on now,” she insisted.  She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive

    I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed, “But I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”

    After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”

    “Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. ” Stay for awhile. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

    I replied, “Still under the cart, I guess.”


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