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  • Sunflower (519 posts)
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    News Bulletin from Pfizer

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    I was going to post this on @deadpool trivia about Paramount, but I didn’t want to be that bad there, so here I am.

    The Crone, em77, joentokyo and 3 othersPADemD, Mom Cat, Enthusiast like this

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  • LiberalArkie (4140 posts)
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    1. Uhh.

    • Sunflower (519 posts)
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      2. Funny

    • dlegendary1 (1052 posts)
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      4. Just remember

      These mofos at the DNC can lick mah balls! I'm not voting or supporting their 3rd way goons.
  • Mom Cat (15002 posts)
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    3. Just for that:

    :spank:

     

         NEVER FORGET      BERNIE WON!          
  • LiberalElite (5959 posts)
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    5. Is it ordered "straight up"? eom

    I feel much better since I've given up hope
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