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  • Sunflower (519 posts)
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    Rum & Coke…

    Rum & Coke….

    A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John’s.  After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.  He replied in disgust…..

    “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

    The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too my dear, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

     

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  • OrwellwasRight (69 posts)
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    1. What's a Newfie?

    :shrug:

    “Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.” - Louis D. Brandeis
    • ConcernedCanuk (871 posts)
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      2. ever heard of Google? Wikipedia?

      anyways . . . 

      Newfie is a colloquial term used in Canada for someone who is from Newfoundland, most often as a slur to refer to someone foolish or proud from that place. The word was first recorded in a 1942 dictionary of slang. Wikipedia”

      Newfies are an adorable group – they tell the BEST newfie jokes ever . . . . 

      I worked with a bunch of them on the railroad in the 90’s – their sense of humor is neverending . . .

      :hi:

      CC

       

      Why is it when we get older, we can remember the tiniest details from our youth, but not where we put our reading glasses 30 seconds ago?
      • OrwellwasRight (69 posts)
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        3. See, if I had looked it up on teh googles,

        I would never have gotten your personal spin on the Newfies.  Sometimes I figure I gotta use the discussion boards to foster discussion and save the “Here, let me Google it for you” for my lazy bosses and co-workers . . .  :hi:

        “Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.” - Louis D. Brandeis
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