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  • The Crone (3085 posts)
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    Slightly off color jokes:

    Why? Because it is Monday, and we need a laugh:

    Slightly Off Color Jokes…..

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
    Doughnuts.

    Why is divorce so expensive?
    Because it’s worth it.

    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    Why is air a lot like sex?
    Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any

    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.

    What do attorneys use for birth control?
    Their personalities.

    What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    45 lbs

    What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
    45 minutes

    What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
    Through his chest with a sharp knife.

    Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can’t stand criticism.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.

    There are many more at this URL:
    http://able2know.org/topic/49914-1

     

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