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  • Deadpool (7196 posts)
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    Atheist Humor #1

    Typing in the wrong e-mail address could cause some serious harm. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.

    His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

    Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

    When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

    Dearest Wife,
    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    Signed,
    Your eternally loving husband.
    P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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  • ASimpleGame (923 posts)
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    1. I sometimes read the humor here but never joined the group. But saw the

    need to join when I read your post and noticed your George Carlin quote.  George what were you thinking; some of my most memorable times were spent petting sweaty things.

    As an agnostic I do appreciate the group and thank all that contribute to it and say thank you for all of your posts here and elsewhere.