General Humor

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…so that seems appropriate for them.

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There have been several efforts to reduce drinking in Russia. They are sporadic and ineffectual. Like most European countries, they did get serious about drunk driving, but alcohol consumption remains high. Vodka is cheap and they have other alcoholic beverages even cheaper. When I visited, they had this weird stuff that was kind of neon colors…[Read more]

“Your medicine is in that cart? (golf cart sinks into pond after being shot and going into it). Now you’re gonna die in that stupid hat.”

He chased him, shot him, kicked him, and beat him with two golf clubs. Lordy!

In a world where there’s seemingly a Flordia Man inside each and every one of us trying to get out, this is proof (and perhaps solace) that there’s no substitute for the original.

Could we just unplug them?

I’ve seen them in Alaska. And I’ve seen videos of them fighting each other and I’ve heard stories of high powered rifle rounds bouncing off their skulls and not stopping them while charging people. When lowered in a charge their skulls are triangular and sloped upwards like tank armor. Bear spray is probably a better defense in this regard, but…[Read more]

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Seems like we just got through celebrating Festivus. 🙂

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Word here in Hell is that Willie switched to edibles because he was having lung issues.  He is nearly 89 years old, after all.

Doubt that the weed caused his lung issues, but he also formerly smoked tobacco for decades, so that probably had a lot to do with it.

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