General Humor

Pan sexual? Sex with pans? What about pots, kettles, etc? Is a turkey baster involved?

Pansexual celebrities – 24 famous people who are pansexual (cosmopolitan.com)

If you read the headline too literally, you might think they have a gun capable of hurling a shell a really, really long way. Of course, they’re firing gun salutes to Prince Phillip, and they’re doing it in locations across the UK.

Royal Salute with guns fired across the UK (msn.com)

This is funny because nobody got hurt, but it could have turned out otherwise. A woman got angry about waiting too long for her food, so she fired a gun at the employees.

Woman shoots at Burger King employees over wait time at drive-thru, police say (msn.com)

“And if say they’re not, I will shoot you.”

Tax preparer allegedly brandished gun at customers who complained about filings (msn.com)

“Cyclists” are boring, with all their chatter about Strava and power meters and electronic shifters and… and… Now we have the Peloton thing, which is way more boring than cycling talk because the Peloton cycle is stationary. It just sits in the rec room while somebody appears on a TV screen and yells motivational stuff, addressing the…[Read more]

No one was killed, so this goes in the humor forum. This guy crashed his car into another car, took off all his clothing, began jumping around on parked cars, stole a police car, and sped through city streets at 70 mph. Police think he “may have been under the influence of drugs.” Yah think so, Inspector Clouseau?

Omaha police identify naked man…[Read more]