General Humor

[eridani]

Noah and the snakes

When Noah offloaded the ark, all the pairs of animals immediately becan reproducing except for a couple of snakes. He noticed a grove of slender saplings small enough to cut with just one axe blow, so he cut a bunch of them and made a rough table and set the snakes on it. the immediately started reproducing. And that just goes to show that even adders can multiply if you give them log tables.

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[Jim Lane]

Reply To: Noah and the snakes

I’ve seen a version of that joke as a limerick.  It was something like:

To mate, Noah’s snakes were unable.
Their fertility was quite unstable.
He carved them a bed
From a tree trunk and said,
“Even adders can multiply using a log table.”

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