A flat chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement. He tells her, ”every day when you get out of the shower rub the top of your boobs and say, ”scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew bigger boobs.
One morning she was running late and was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, ”scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”
A guy sitting next to her asked, ”do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?”