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Todays Humor Topic: Boobs

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  • #221609

    Snort McDork
    • Total Posts: 2,319

    A flat chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement. He tells her, ”every day when you get out of the shower rub the top of your boobs and say, ”scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”

    She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew bigger boobs.

    One morning she was running late and was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

    At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, ”scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”

    A guy sitting next to her asked, ”do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?”

    Why yes, I do. ”How did you know”?

    ”Hickory Dickery Dock………..”

  • #221675

    NV Wino
    • Total Posts: 3,149

    Dr Smith isn’t a real doctor. If he were, he would have sold her breast implants for $$$$.

    “As we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore.” Barbara Lee
    “Politicians and pro athletes: The only people who still get paid when they lose.” William Rivers Pitt

  • #221787

    Flying Squirrel
    • Total Posts: 540

    I’m gonna like the post right now for the subject line, and then I’ll read the actual post….

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