When you’re spraying coyote urine around your property in a desperate effort to keep marauding raccoons from decimating your garden, make sure the nozzle is pointing toward the ground, not toward you. That’s all.
Indeed! Now the only thing I have to worry about is being chased by all the coyotes that will pick up my scent as I walk through the neighbourhood. According to the package, “Coyotes can come from any direction.” Uh oh.